SHREK'S CORPORATE ESCAPE PLAN

Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was remote, but at least it gave him freedom from stuffy conferences. But when a ruthless corporation threatened to encroach his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to create a plan. He couldn't let them eliminate his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recruiting an unlikely band. A mischievous fairy

Man, this job really wastes. I'm so fried I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is chug some juice and stare at the ceiling for hours. But first, gotta post a few Lord Farquaad memes to defeat the boredom. Existence is a real rollercoaster, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunger